Apparently, to come up with a "stripper name" you need to use the name of your very first pet and the street name from your childhood home. Everyone should try it... I thought about mine during church.
My "stripper name": Chip Rural Route 1 Box 24
I don't know, but it loses something in translation. Maybe I could use the "Box" to my advantage?
That's what she said.
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Goldie 6th Avenue, here. Hmmm. I think Rural Route and I would have worked the same club...
Max Hillcrest for me.
Hillcrest Ave in Highland Park, St. Paul. Max was our bassett hound that had a deformed rib cage and a thing for stealing clothes and burying them.
Remember Sarah Jane Olson/Kathleen Solias, former fugitive SLA. At the time she was arrested, she was living in my childhood home.
Three years before my family moved into our Hillcrest Avenue home, Mrs. T. Eugene Thompson was murdered in the house a few doors down. It became Minnesota's most infamous murder case. Hmmm. I just realized that three of you are non-natives (Mookie, Jason and Maureen), one is an outstater (Tim), and the last two under 30 (Ruo and Cristi). So, I'm guessing most of you have never heard of this case.
Brittany Kartes (Drive).
Axl Lufberry. OOOOHHHH YEEEAH.
Peaches Galaxy for me. Peaches was a poodle that bit me and hasn't been seen since.
Shadow Liberty.
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