So we're ready for the LATEST gossip on all our favorite offers - I searched news.google.com learning:
Lindsay Lohan - Plans to be naked in "Florence", a new indie film. Her former bodyguard David Kim insists she ripped him off. She is now a "serious actress".
Pat Benatar - Will perform with her husband and producer Neil Giraldo in Tampa in July 7.
Britney Spears - Moby jokingly told a UK paper that he would marry her. Justin Timberlake has agreed to attend a BBQ with her this summer. She just gave $25k to "Idol Gives Back" after being "touched".
William F. Buckely - Still dead.
Paris Hilton - Rated "Most Overexposed Celebrity" by Forbes Poll. Her brother just got a DUI. She is not ready to have "kids" with boyfriend Benji Madden.
Jeff Foxworthy - Just wrote a book called, "Dirt on my Shirt". His interior designer married Ron White.
Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani - As the Emir of Qatar, signed a deal to found a new airline in Mauritania.
A.A. Milne - Kindergarten Children celebrated "Winnie-the-Pooh" day in Miss Miller's class at St. William the Abbot, Seaford's class on April 2.
Blenders - Can be used to make dip.
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Don't forget the late, great Charlton Heston...
Maybe we could switch "Schwarzenegger" to "Chuck Heston" in homage?
"Get your hands off me! You damn dirty APE!"
AND in more news... Emma just got 8 out of 8 on her spelling test. Can anyone spell S-C-H-O-L-A-R-S-H-I-P???
(And of course, there are always pagents if the whole spelling/reading thing doesn't work out...)
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