Monday, August 4, 2008

Terrible Twos

Great shows this weekend! Lots of FUNNY FUNNY!!! I thought everyone came out with good stuff both nights...

OK, maybe not my best "Jeopardy" response on Saturday. (CATEGORY: Toddlers. The answer is: TERRIBLE TWOS. I buzzed in with: What is an anorexic bra size?) As you can imagine, with a room full of "Red Hats" it got quite a few groans. My mother cuffed me on the back of the head the whole way home, then washed my mouth out with soap. I knew she was really mad too, because she used "LAVA" (nice flavor... but gritty).

But, I digress, as "hind-sight" is 20/20, I thought of other options:

TERRIBLE TWOS: What was the Nazi Party's pet name for Hitler & Eva Braun?

TERRIBLE TWOS: What is the name of an inner-city Asian Gang?

TERRIBLE TWOS: What do you call pissed-off Siamese Twins?

Nothing?!?!? I guess that's why Mom likes Peter Butler best!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great shows, team! Lots of energy and big hits, even with the distracting anime noises.

Tim, don't feel bad about Jeopardy. It's really a shoot first-aim second situation. I personally don't like it because I blank out too many times.

It was a real pleasure to meet your mother, though I wish I had some time to ask her about your childhood.