First Resume at 10

Seriously, I typed it on my mom's electric Smith Corona. I had three goals when I grew up: to have a big office, drive a corvette and wear suits. (in the 70's no one told me about saving the rainforests, but I'm sure that would have made the list...). Jobs I've had: of course LOTS of babysitting; get-out-the vote calls for the Republican party; delivered newspapers; grocery sacker; made and sold salt-free spice mixes; cleaned houses; managed a lingerie store; desktop publishing all through college; answered 10 phone lines (for a day); filed things for a bank president; office manager of an enviornmental consulting firm; sold advertising; had two babies; oh, and then this marketing gig for the last 10 years. My next goal: drive in a demolition derby. Sponsors?